i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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