just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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