i was rollin on her like bob the builder
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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