I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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