my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
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