where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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