5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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