Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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