No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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