Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
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So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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