JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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