I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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