He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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