Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
