Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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