guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
This house was built for laser tag.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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