i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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