i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You were trust falling into bushes
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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