Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Houston, we have a blender
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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