you guys were way drunker than both of me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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