her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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