Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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