ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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