She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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