I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
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And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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