Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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