I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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