it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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