How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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