im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
