I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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