Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
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I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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