My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
i think i just lost a toe
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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