he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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