I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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