2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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