Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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