i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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