Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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