Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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