cat food counts as protein by the way
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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