His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We are two peas in an std pod
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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