She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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