He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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