Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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