Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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