I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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