At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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