So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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