who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
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guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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