I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
