how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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