Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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