she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
