I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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