the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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