Have you finally orgasmed yet?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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