Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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