Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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