"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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